tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37212942670434600822011-07-29T12:35:46.068+08:00welcome all of you my fellows from every where. I would like to share my banana's feels and ideas with you all as if you like...glad you are here with me...Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-28745670348520449132009-07-09T20:43:00.004+08:002009-07-09T21:20:23.443+08:00<div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6666;">当遥望着那片美丽的夕阳，</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6666;">是不是有股冲动想去翱翔？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff9900;">当遥望着那片美丽的海洋，</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff9900;">是不是有股冲动想去漫游？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">当遥望着那片美丽的草原，</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">是不是有股冲动想去奔跑？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33cc00;">当遥望着那座美丽的高山，</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33cc00;">是不是有股冲动想去征服？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33cc00;"></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6666;">翱翔时，我们是否为坠落而准备？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff9900;">漫游时，我们是否为疲惫而准备？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">奔跑时，我们是否为骨折而准备？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33cc00;">征服时，我们是否为挫折而准备？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33cc00;"></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#6666cc;">是什么时候，我们应该<span style="color:#ff0000;">三思</span>？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#6666cc;">是什么时候，我们不该<span style="color:#ff0000;">犹豫</span>？</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#6666cc;"></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33cc00;"></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33cc00;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356448990674576690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 223px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/SlXt-jKoZTI/AAAAAAAAACU/W-XKTJfNhvg/s320/1340162-1-barbed-banana.jpg" border="0" /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-2874567034852044913?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-69492983692677661752009-06-13T16:55:00.001+08:002009-06-13T17:10:49.424+08:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">当大部分人都在关注你飞得高不高时，</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">往往只有少部分人关心你飞得累不累，</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">这些人，就叫做<span style="color:#ff0000;">真心朋友</span>。</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346736910427124258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/SjNs5E16ciI/AAAAAAAAACE/uJm-qyAdyX0/s320/417-M1185844_standalone_prod_affiliate_2.jpg" border="0" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-6949298369267766175?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-28773344154023791992009-06-10T16:23:00.004+08:002009-06-10T16:43:13.244+08:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">‘不可能’</span><span style="color:#666666;">只是意味着你尚未找到解决之道。</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong>正如毕卡索所说的：<span style="color:#ffffff;">你能想象的一切都是真的。</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;">so, like the nike says:</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#333399;">Impossible is nothing!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#333399;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#333399;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#333399;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#333399;"></span> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345614236364467586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 210px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Si9v02DGbYI/AAAAAAAAAB8/lv8r_jfCDP0/s320/%E9%A2%A8%E7%9A%84%E7%97%95%E8%B7%A1.bmp" border="0" /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#663366;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-2877334415402379199?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-14699066681125484752009-03-17T20:24:00.003+08:002009-03-17T20:33:23.065+08:00<div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#009900;">语言是人与知识的桥梁。</span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#009900;">造得越宽，来往即可更通畅。</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#009900;"></span></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314133353329023410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Sb-YIR47WbI/AAAAAAAAAB0/m7f_Wz5kKyI/s320/y1p_4H7u8T0TOJOmYiNRvFNOwCKzV2BRQnuGnqvALlwlqN8CHFY4_xtpq8ZaPSFZ23lP9MCy-2GoEI.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-1469906668112548475?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-85568254128041767662009-03-08T23:20:00.003+08:002009-03-09T00:08:12.986+08:00: All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to persue them. - Walt Disney.<br />: Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest H.<br />: Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einsten.<br /><br />: So, dare to dream, and persue them with your courage and confidence.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-8556825412804176766?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-79037698387328063702009-02-20T20:24:00.006+08:002009-02-20T20:57:18.715+08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#000099;"><strong>If,</strong></span> </span>男人哭了，是因为他真的爱了；女人<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">哭了，是因为她真的放弃了。<br /></span><span style="color:#000099;"><strong>and if,</strong></span> <span style="font-size:100%;">他真的爱了；她也真的放弃了，</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>then, is it</strong></span> </span>我们都真的哭了？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-7903769838732806370?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-17159961941424023952009-02-13T21:31:00.004+08:002009-02-13T21:45:53.229+08:00<div><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33ccff;">鱼儿离不开水这是自然现象，而一盘死水也会让他不舒服。</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33ccff;">我们的人生就像那条鱼，而我们的欲望却像盘里的水，</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33ccff;">一满盆的水并不能让鱼儿快活起来，只有那盆里的水有进有出，变成活水时，鱼才会变得快乐。</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33ccff;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302277499382386178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 298px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/SZV5SwM7zgI/AAAAAAAAABs/uBrBVCBuhRw/s320/Green+Sea+Turtle.jpg" border="0" /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-1715996194142402395?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-18889535129799623402008-02-18T21:19:00.003+08:002008-02-18T21:23:55.688+08:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;">畢業典禮上，校長宣布全年級第一名的同學上台領獎，<br />可是連續叫了好幾聲之後，那位學生才慢慢的走上台。<br />後來，老師問那位學生說：「怎麼了﹖是不是生病了﹖<br />還是剛才沒聽清楚﹖」<br />學生答：「不是的，我是怕其他同學沒聽清楚。」<br /></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"><span style="color:#cc0000;">~需不需要？！</span><br /></span><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-1888953512979962340?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-45990815646049256232007-11-27T23:29:00.000+08:002007-11-27T23:32:34.349+08:00<span style="color:#993399;">某天小白兔到了五金行．．．<br />小白兔：老闆　有沒有賣紅蘿蔔？<br />老闆：抱歉沒有喔！<br />第二天．．．<br />小白兔：老闆　有沒有賣紅蘿蔔？<br />老闆：不好意思　沒有賣！<br />第三天．．．<br />小白兔：老闆　有沒有賣紅蘿蔔？<br />老闆：你在來我就用剪刀把你耳朵剪掉！！<br />第四天．．．<br />小白兔：老闆　有沒有賣剪刀？<br />老闆：對不起　今天剛好缺貨！<br />小白兔又問：那你有沒有賣紅蘿蔔？？</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-4599081564604925623?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-29489635586609195682007-11-21T17:26:00.000+08:002007-11-21T17:29:16.322+08:00<span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">先有鸡，才有蛋...</span><br /></span>请看先有鸡还是先有蛋 “先有鸡还是先有蛋？”问题的争论一直延续至今，它折射出的是人类探索生命起源孜孜不倦的精神。 这个问题之所以难回答，是因为以往没有突破“没有鸡哪来蛋？没有蛋又哪来鸡？”的循环套。 现在我们回过头来，将两个问题分开看看。 蛋是鸡生出来的，鸡生蛋不需要蛋作为附加条件，所以没有鸡就没有蛋。这没有问题。 鸡是蛋孵出来的，不过，并不是所有的蛋都能孵出鸡来。能孵出鸡的蛋一定是受了精的蛋，这是要点。而要让蛋受精，必要条件就是公鸡和母鸡的交配。也就是“没有蛋又哪来鸡？”要成立，还需要“先有鸡”作为先决条件。 从分析两个问题中发现，“能孵出鸡的蛋一定是受了精的蛋”为我们解决问题找到了突破口。因而问题的答案是：先有鸡才有蛋。 最后，这一问题就让它回归“鸡是怎么来的？”这一生命起源的原始点吧。 评论：人们都叫……鸡蛋……鸡蛋……有几个叫蛋鸡……蛋鸡的……所以鸡还在前面……因为……所以……先有鸡后有蛋……<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-2948963558660919568?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-79704689592460804462007-10-22T12:35:00.000+08:002007-10-22T13:35:50.244+08:00<p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>一天一位美少妇和老公去公园玩。</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>少妇的老公在湖边钓鱼，少妇在树下看书。</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>钓了一个多小时她老公屎急上厕所去了。</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>这时来了一个管理员。</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>管理员指着湖边有钓鱼杆，对少妇说：“这里不许钓鱼，不知道吗？我要没收你所有的钓鱼工具。”</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>“我没有钓鱼呀，你没见我在看书吗？”</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>“可是你有钓鱼的整套工具呀。”</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>“那我要告你强奸我。”</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>“光天化日之下，谁强奸你了？”</strong></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#ff6666;"><strong>“可是你有强奸女人的整套工具呀。”</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-7970468959246080446?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-32986950426377671192007-10-15T23:20:00.000+08:002007-10-15T23:31:31.703+08:00<span style="color:#339999;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong><em>她从医生口中确实了自己的病症...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong><em>她低头，哭了。</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong><em>她再向医生问了个问题，很笨，很没有理由的问题...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong><em>：“病魔...病魔...为什么选上了我？”</em></strong></span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">~命运这字眼，有时真的让人无法接受。</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-3298695042637767119?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-28951582994671593782007-09-27T20:43:00.000+08:002007-09-27T20:54:23.878+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>是</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>谁说</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>那大海</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>不会睡</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em></em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>当她睡时</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>看那浪花</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>好美好美...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em></em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>是</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>谁说</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>那大海</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>没有泪</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em></em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>只不过她</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>把她的泪</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>化成海水...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em></em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>啊...啊...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>大海 大海</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>看她亲吻</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>和亲爱的</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>好呆好呆...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em></em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>是</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>谁说</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>那大海</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>没有情</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em></em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>只不过她</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>把亲爱的</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"><strong><em>滔进心里。</em></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-2895158299467159378?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-36665938334957361172007-09-24T00:09:00.000+08:002007-09-24T00:13:11.752+08:00<span style="color:#336666;"><strong>过度理性</strong><br /><br /></span><span ><span style="color:#99ffff;"><span style="font-size:130%;">理化老师代国文老师的[作文课]。<br />作文题目是：梦<br />大家洋洋洒洒的写了好几张，十分满意自己的创作。<br />谁知作文簿发回来，<br />阿牛得到的评语是：无聊！<br />阿花的，拿到一看，竟然是：神经衰弱！</span><br /></span></span><br /><span style="color:#336666;"><strong>杀风景</strong><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#99ff99;">教数学的老吕年届不惑之年，乃是光棍一条；办公室同事忍不住面授机宜：<br />“老吕，你何不邀女友，找个有月亮的晚上，一起去散步，…?”<br />“有啊！有一次我和阿美一起公园散步……”<br />“怎么了？”<br />“她说：[你看，天上的月亮好圆哟！]” 他吞了口口水，买买官子。<br />“你怎么说？” 真是皇帝不急，急死太监。<br />“我说：[乱讲！哪有我用圆规画的圆啊！]<br />天啊…<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">哲思小语~ 专家是训练有素的狗！- 爱因斯坦。<br /> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-3666593833495736117?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-3497302880353581322007-09-17T13:04:00.000+08:002007-09-17T13:10:02.594+08:00<span style="color:#ff6600;">每个数目都有个中间点。</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">每个物体都有个中心点。</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">每个东西都有个立足点。</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">每个人都有个共同点。</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffff00;">~这是必然的事，为何？有人说是理论，有人说是奥妙。你呢？</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-349730288035358132?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-76023594757677504422007-09-02T20:15:00.000+08:002007-09-02T20:16:41.275+08:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">{有一天}小蒨和他的男朋友在公園裡散步，這時小蒨忽然很想放屁，可是又不好意思讓男友發現，此時，小蒨想到了一個可以偷放屁的方法。<br />小蒨問他男朋友說<br />小蒨：你想不想聽我學鳥的叫聲呢？<br />男友：好阿~聽起來一定很可愛！<br />小蒨這時候就【啾啾啾】的叫<br />(此時她偷偷把屁放出來)<br />小蒨此時候就問：你覺得像嗎?<br />男友回答她：嗯~剛剛【屁】太大聲沒聽清楚耶！<br /> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-7602359475767750442?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-1480643718886141102007-08-31T22:35:00.000+08:002007-08-31T22:55:30.811+08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff9900;">华文老师上文言文的课，照例要先摇头晃脑的将课文朗读一遍。</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">有一天，教着杜牧的一首诗，只见他意态悠闲，高声朗读着：</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><span style="color:#ffffff;">远上寒山石经斜，白云生出有人家。停车做爱枫林晚......</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">到第三句时，群情哗然，“*#^!@()#@^!^)!#@!...... 老师，怎么会[停车做爱]？！”</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">哲思小语：</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><span style="color:#cc0000;">非礼勿视、非礼勿听、非礼勿言、非礼勿碰、非礼勿思。</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff9900;">by:天才学生。</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-148064371888614110?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-24431889701022076782007-08-25T03:04:00.001+08:002007-08-25T04:22:16.939+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs8865vUkzI/AAAAAAAAAAc/rCv6ef5HdHk/s1600-h/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F034.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102363885463442226" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs8865vUkzI/AAAAAAAAAAc/rCv6ef5HdHk/s320/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F034.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs887JvUk0I/AAAAAAAAAAk/x5ieISPGM48/s1600-h/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F048.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102363889758409538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs887JvUk0I/AAAAAAAAAAk/x5ieISPGM48/s320/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F048.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs887ZvUk1I/AAAAAAAAAAs/B1C_U_7JwPY/s1600-h/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F052.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102363894053376850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs887ZvUk1I/AAAAAAAAAAs/B1C_U_7JwPY/s320/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F052.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs887pvUk2I/AAAAAAAAAA0/uxdLFlL4QXU/s1600-h/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F035.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102363898348344162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs887pvUk2I/AAAAAAAAAA0/uxdLFlL4QXU/s320/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F035.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs8875vUk3I/AAAAAAAAAA8/7FVcZGHT6M8/s1600-h/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F036.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102363902643311474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rs8875vUk3I/AAAAAAAAAA8/7FVcZGHT6M8/s320/%E5%9B%BE%E5%83%8F036.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">斗湖终于有绵绵冰了！<br />那天和谢可毅还有一大班人去吃这个。其实是被老鼠妹拉去的，因为谢可毅要走了，Kiki　也来了然而没有陪她。我们叫了香蕉味的绵绵冰，很好吃哦！我和老鼠妹一起吃了两碟。哈哈……　<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">这个假期的确很忙啦，简直就没有放假的样子。Kiki　难得来了也不能陪她，真惭愧．．．</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">至于</span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff00;">香蕉</span><span style="color:#ffcccc;">吃</span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff00;">香蕉</span></span><span style="color:#ffcccc;">的感觉．．．哎呀！没什么特别啦！又不是没吃过．．．呵呵．．．<br /><br />祝谢可毅事事顺心吧！</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-2443188970102207678?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-64205723032010074682007-08-11T14:21:00.000+08:002007-08-11T14:50:54.618+08:00<span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong>摘不到的星星总是最闪亮的；</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong>溜走了的小鱼总是最可爱的；</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong>错过了的电影总是最好看的；</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong>失去了的情人总是最深爱的；</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong>读这文章的都是我最关怀的。</strong></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /></span><span style="color:#ff6666;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><strong>进来这里的人都是我最珍惜的。^^</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#000000;">~经过修改。</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-6420572303201007468?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-51762140883217428002007-08-09T21:22:00.000+08:002007-08-09T21:34:51.711+08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><strong>XXX先生：" 当我离开这社会，这人间，这世界，这地球时（死了），会是什么样的感觉呢？"</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><strong>XX科学家：" 想试一下吗？去坐太空船飞上去咯！"</strong></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff0000;">~是否觉得爆冷？是否觉得不错？是否你在思考？你是XXX先生，还是XX科学家？？<span style="color:#666666;">^^</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-5176214088321742800?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-1555822744213717602007-08-08T23:22:00.000+08:002007-08-08T23:41:40.006+08:00<strong><span style="color:#ffff00;">进入了考试季节...</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong>你，做好准备了吗？</strong><br /><strong>你，做好温习了吗？</strong><br /><strong>你，把握得到几分？</strong><br /><strong>你，目标什么成绩？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否临时烧香？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否天天通宵？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否还在拼命？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否已决放弃？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否还在逃避？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否还不要紧？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否毫不担心？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否信心十足？</strong><br /><strong>你，是否...等等等等。</strong><br /><strong></strong></span><br /><strong>不过，我觉得最重要的，还是：</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">你，是否全力以赴？</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-155582274421371760?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-89962380265814922982007-08-07T21:34:00.000+08:002007-08-09T00:00:34.157+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rrh2rS3XO5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/z1tLwSSZ_9Y/s1600-h/_MG_7339.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5095953464540216210" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oYA03xqETS4/Rrh2rS3XO5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/z1tLwSSZ_9Y/s320/_MG_7339.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">就算割去我的心，切去我的肺，拿走我一切，我都不在乎。</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">最重要的是都统统拿走我的忧伤难过和痛苦疲惫，让我安心静气的休息休息吧...</span></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"></span></em></strong></div><div><strong><em><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#333333;">photo by www.bananakk.blogspot.com</span></em></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-8996238026581492298?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721294267043460082.post-77203720385736731522007-08-07T21:22:00.000+08:002007-08-07T21:34:34.747+08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><em><strong><span style="color:#333399;">今天本区正式开张了.</span></strong></em><br /><em><strong><span style="color:#333399;">今天还是个特别的日子...我爸的生日! 哈哈...</span></strong></em><br /><em><strong><span style="color:#333399;">双喜临门? 称的上吧?...</span></strong></em><br /><em><strong><span style="color:#333399;">如今正活在考试季节里...一起考试的朋友们,加油吧! </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">KAMBATEH!</span></strong></em><br /><em><strong><span style="color:#333399;">在这里祝福一下亲爱的老爸生日快乐，身体健康，万事如意哦！</span></strong></em><br /><em><strong><span style="color:#333399;">也愿大家生活愉快！</span></strong></em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3721294267043460082-7720372038573673152?l=tawaubanana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15162056689030873479noreply@blogger.com0